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Greetings fellow knights... you are all knights are you not? Because daddy doesn't like me mingling with the commoners. Anyway....

My name is Arthur. Princess Arthur, and I am the heir to the throne of Camelot, a rather dull and boring place right now, on account of how my father, King Uther, has no sense of style at all.

When I am king, I shall start with scatter cushions. One can never have too many of those. Not to mention that the servants shall wear hats. All the time. Even when mucking out the stables

I am 21 years of age, which one would think gave me the right to choose my own destiny. Although, according to my jumped up manservant Merlin, that is not an option and he seems to think we somehow share a destiny... I do not know why I put up with him.

My likes are hunting, jousting, knifeplay (steady now, not that sort of knifeplay!)fighting, shagging, riding and long walks in the rain as well as little fluffy kittens and unicorns.

My dislikes are cheats, itchy undergarments and people who constantly tell me I am only one side of a coin and hard of hearing manservants. I am not terribly fond of monsters/witches/sorcerers who try to kill me on a regular basis.

My favourite food is wild boar stuffed with pinecone and pheasant, but I can't stand rat, no matter how well that no good Merlin cooks it. Seriously, I tell you, it's got a funny texture and taste.

I have four horses, six dogs and a kestrel, but daddy won't buy me a kitty. He says that would spoil my manly image. Purrrleez! As if Merlin hasn't long since managed to do that!

If you would like to friend me, please send your patent of nobility to geofrey.of.monmouth@camelot.com for authentication, and I will be happy to add you to my entourage list of fellow knights and noblemen.

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